tobieornottobie:

I was not mentally prepared for Finn Nelson.

relahvant:

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

this guy is my hero

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ugly:

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

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australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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unamusedsloth:

Because sometimes you just need a bear.

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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bluandorange:

mariavontraphouse:

infamousnfamous:

manicpixiedreamskrillex:

skank-182:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

"how to coddle your child"

how is any of this coddling

being nice to toddlers and doing things that make both of your lives more efficient is coddling. Just hand them a bottle of rum and a 1099 form and make them do taxes the second they hit a year old.

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okay no the real question is who the fuck got a five from the toothfairy???

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casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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