Broken Hearts

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends

me: well they turned into a cunt

I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.

it-does-not-get-better:

My heart literally just shattered into a million pieces…

freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

When my brother's in the shower...

 -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
 -hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

jobrosaremuchbetter:

Hi Yahoo.

Please don’t fuck this up.

Please.

This website is all I have.

fruk-more-like-frick-already:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr: thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES